This is the quintessential page for all those who seek to understand what the deathmetalhardcore mailing list is like. We are all about insults. You voice an opinion, you get it dissected and stuffed back so far down your throat it'll come out your ass. You don't voice an opinion, you get your ass kicked anyway. Here, we collect the ten finest examples of this beautiful tradition which has been a pillar of DMHC from day one. Your judge for this instalment: Frank, Resident Gothfag.

10. Charlie: Gay. Try hitting your fingers with a hammer everytime you think about it. Mike: Well, at least now we know how Charlie quit masturbating. 9. Amy: well im 16, yeah i know still a baby and of course im a female unless i was really gay and was a guy with the name amy, duh Drew: I...can't...believe....you...responded to that... ....gay. Joe: You'll have to excuse him, Amy. He isn't used to talking to girls and he simply doesn't know how to react. 8. Joe: Back when I was learning Spanish (I stopped once I had met the minimum requirements because I think Spanish sucks and I don't have the desire to speak to anyone who speaks Spanish), I could understand it fairly well, but I was terrible at speaking it. Angelol: Joe......you can't even speak English. 7. Angelol: This is coming from the guy who only gets sex from his mother....and you think I have issues. Joe: Yeah, but that is just an assertion. There is no concrete evidence of such acts. BUT, there are pictures of you which we can plainly see that you are as ugly as a rabid bulldog. 6. Mike: Yeah, but if I can't play the type of music I want to play, there's no point to me. I mean, come on, what's so great about "being a musician"? I don't get it. Drew: You're SUPPOSED to get laid. 5. Chris X: Joe:"Who's Dave Lombardo?" Joe: Oh come on. I've never done that bad. Ron: Says the guy who discovered Black Sabbath two years ago. 4. Brett: How would you react, if someone told you your way of life is a big fucking lie? that you are a mindless lemming? Something tells me you would be less then passive. Pudge: I wouldn't be pissed. That's a sign of weakness. Brett: In that case, you're full of shit. You'd be so fucking pissed you'd need a colastony(sp?) bag to catch the overflow. The whole "sign of weakness" argument is void solely on the basis of your 5 trillion rants of Pudgian proportion over things as small as disputes with people you delivered pizza to. 3. Angelol: Hold up fucker....regardless of your opinion of them, they are nowhere near as shitty as Crazy Town. The only reason I even brought up you and the fucking punkass Cure was because I thought you would have something to say about everybody getting up in Chris's ass about it. So....fuck ya. : P Brett: A little testy arent we? Sounds like you have your monthly visit....bottle some of it up, and maybe one of those fags from Flaw will let you dye his hair with it. 2. Drew: My weight fluctuates sometimes by seven pounds in a day. I don't understand it. Multiple scales confirm it. Pudge: That's natural for menstruating women 1. Charlie: Hell, in a state as small as CT, (which rose 3 inches above sea level when Pudge moved to PA)