This section is the evil twin of the "Insults" page. The other side of the medal. The dark abyss of our stupidity gazing back at us. Here, we collect the ten most irredeemably stupid statements made on the DMHC list since... the last ten. Your judge for this instalment: Frank, Resident Gothfag.

10. Joe: Hey Mike, I've been thinking about how you suggested that perhaps the universe has always been here because of time being an illusion. Well, I don't know about the way you put it, but I thought of another idea. Theoretically, the three dimensions that we are most accustomed to are infinite in all directions. If you absolutely wanted to and had the power, you could continue in one direction and leave the known universe. I find it unlikely you would hit some wall or any other sort of dead end. So if the three dimensions are infinite in both directions, why shouldn't time (the fourth dimension) also be infinite? 9. Drew: From now on, I will be taking control of Charlie's responses. Fret not, dear Charlie, for you no longer have a need to subscribe to this list. I have taken the liberty of responding to nearly every post for you. Perhaps this "favor", so to say, will relinquish you of your obligation towards this list. Live well, my friend. 8. Ron: Gee Joe, that was, um...funny...? Joe: So is that sarcasm, or is it one of those rare shocking moments when I actually say something funny? 7. Ron: You're both wrong. Satanists DO NOT BELIEVE IN CHRISTIAN CONCEPTS OR DEITIES. Drew: So why are they called "Satanists"? Ron: I explained that already. It's like a big joke to scare the squares. Seriously, that's it. 6. Mike: Yeah, you mean like as in "Hmm, I'd like to fuck 'er?" Angelol: No, if something like that is going through my mind, I'd be more likely to say "I'd lick her from top to bottom and back again." 5. Mike: Hello. My name is Joseph D. Barnes. The D, for all intents and purposes stands for "Dummy". I used to be straightedge but not any more. My big idol is a heroin addict. Heroin rules. Drew: and you signed it "Mike"....you sad sad man. 4. Ron: Biohazard is great. PERIOD. Well, ok. "Uncivilization" wasn't all that, but the new one kicks ass, and "SotWA" fucking rules. Mike: Um, Earth to Ron? Earth to Ron? "Uncivilization" IS the new one? 3. Joe: You don't know what your talking about. Alabama's top students rate higher than most of the other state's top students. But if you look at all the students, we don't stand a chance. 2. Mike: Damn, even Angelol hates this band. They must be REALLY bad... Angelol: I didn't like them even before I heard them because I saw a picture of Josie (the singer) and he had a slave barbell tongue ring in his labret. Ugh. 1. Chris X: I see Charlie's been reading Lovecraft lately..good job,me too. Joe: Who wrote that? I forgot....