Charlie the List Lord		Known aliases: Lord and Commander of All That Is Fave Bands: Def Leppard, Social Distortion, Section 8, Black Sabbath, Carcass, Old Metallica, Poison Stuff I like: Nothing Stuff I hate: Yes top 5 albums that should never have happened: All of them. Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: Not read comic books. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Joe and the Femilesdyke. Favorite munchie at 3 am: Fetuses. The definition of stupidity: Huh? Favorite politically incorrect insult: Are you border-line Downs Syndrome? Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Any and all hardcore. Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: No. Favorite vice: I have none. Shameless plugs: http://www.geocities.com/starkravinglunatics
Known aliases: Mekay, Babydoll the Svedish Thunder Queen, gOATsCROTUM 666. Fave Bands: Bolt Thrower, Morbid Angel, Cryptopsy, NWA, Malevolent Creation, Laibach, Aphex Twin, Suffocation, Armored Saint, Mr. Bungle, Demolition Hammer, Solstice, Nevermore, Lefay, Fantomas, Squarepusher, Carcass, Death, Savatage, AC/DC, Twisted Sister, Terrorizer, Testament, Destiny's Child, Slayer, Agnostic Front, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Entombed, Yattering and two or three others that I can't think of right now. Stuff I like: Good music, speeding, Monica Bellucci, beer, vodka, the Kebab shop down the street, comic books, Zoids, underground art, Minidiscs cuz they're handy, my Tama Iron Cobra foot pedal, playing live shows, pasta. Stuff I hate: Bad music, getting up before noon, Pamela Anderson, speeding tickets, cheap whiskey, my sex life, racism, Manowar, roaches, the entertainment industry, the fact that quitting smoking has turned me into an alcoholic, people who think Gundam is better than Zoids (the damn things don't have motors!), Gultiger, Six Feet Under, when somebody gets me coffee at work and puts milk in it, French customs, cheap cymbals and everything else that pisses me off. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Sepultura - "Chaos AD" Nirvana - "Nevermind" Machine Head - "The More Things Change..." Six Feet Under - "Haunted" Sex Pistols - The aptly titled "Never Mind the Bollocks" Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: Read my own body weight in comic books, build and customize Zoids (I have an OR Madthunder and a Zargam, so na na na), pray for "Dream On" reruns, draw comics. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Black Metal "Neo-Paganists" and their oh-so liberal minded fascist views. Favorite munchie at 3 am: Any chocolate flavored cereal. The definition of stupidity: People who think Six Feet Under is Death Metal. Favorite politically incorrect insult: "Fag McFudgepac" And that's a copyright. Most embarassing piece in my record collection: That Metalium CD Jenn sent me. Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: When I woke up in the street in my underpants and had no idea how I'd ended up there. Favorite vice: Masturbation. Shameless plugs: ELKS-Syndicate eyes see red Metalheads Against Racism Big Momma Gr/FX		Mike - Public Relations, Head of Inquisiton Dept.
Colin C. - Research and Demographics Spokesman for the Elderly.		Known aliases: Necro Slut. Fave Bands: Venom (my all-time faves), Tankard, Exhumed, Overkill, Black Sabbath, Sabbat/Skyclad, Death. Stuff I like: black coffee, beer, sticky buds, beer, hot sauce,beer, metal sluts, beer, not sleeping for days, beer Stuff I hate: early morning college classes, responsibility, 80% of the human race, running out of beer. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: 1. Sabbat- Mourning Has Broken 2. Celtic Frost- Cold Lake 3. Ozzy- Speak of the Devil 4. Peter Criss solo album 5. Omen- Reopening The Gates Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: collecting venereal diseases, lying around in a drunken stupor wondering why I have no money, trying to avoid looking too stoned at work. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: too drunk to bitch. Favorite munchie at 3 am: guiness stout and a two-dollar whore. The definition of stupidity: Core-I. Favorite politically incorrect insult: "Stop acting like such a fag." Most embarassing piece in my record collection: The Monkees Greatest Hits. Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: I tried to raise the dead spirit of El Duce. Favorite vice: guiness stout and a two-dollar whore. Shameless plugs: you mean like butt plugs?
Known aliases: Angelol, Resident Lesdyke, Boy-girl, Tweeedledrunk, death metal retard. (By the way, I'M NOT GAY). Fave Bands: Incursion 502, Faceplant, Flaw, Countermeasure, Krosmember, Crone, My Own Victim, Contortion, Point of Anger, False (local bands)....Liking Meshuggah a lot, RHCP, Primus, 311 (fuck ya Charlie), Slipknot, Ultraspank and many more. Stuff I like: Thunderstorms, baggy jeans, marijuana, shaved nuts (hehe), Adidas, bass players, tattoos, piercings, cloudy days, orange clothes, psychology, tall men, reading (just about anything, although true crime is my passion), autumn, serial killers, biting, open-minded people, Pepsi One, camping (Red River Gorge), whiskey, men who can sing, bongs, strange people, tornadoes, brussel sprouts, chocolate-covered cherry Blizzards, Marlboros, Vans, shaved heads, long hair, english, the Discovery Channel, Trivial Pursuit, mac & cheese, Jay & Silent Bob, General Tso's chicken, dictionaries, white v-nick t-shirts, the awesome local music scene. Stuff I hate: Tight pants, wet socks, peas, closed-minded people, hairy nuts, any nut of the edible variety, rednecks, roaming charges, a leaky ceiling, humidity, snow, bubble gum "music", cover bands, beans, champagne, guns, people, drug tests, people who ask if I wear shoes (Being from down in this here holler they call Kentucky and all.), shitty pot, that "in-between" stage of growing hair out, coffee, the religious militia, country music, dirty fingernails, butter........I could go on and on... Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Metallica - Load N'Sync (take your pick) Britney Spears - Oops! I'm Still a Bubblegum Slut Papa Roach - Infested (or whatever) Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: Read, pursue pleaurable pain, "work" and listen to rain. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Homophobia, Racism, Charlie and his Poison fetish. Favorite munchie at 3 am: Wheat toast with apple butter. The definition of stupidity: A customer who commended another customer on picking up the English language so well after having moved to the U.S. only a year ago.....from England. She thought that they spoke Russian...in England....go figure. Favorite politically incorrect insult: Lick my ass. Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Umm...Nelson. =\ Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: When I was stuck in the middle of a massive traffic jam as everyone rushed to Freedom Hall......for WWF Wrestling. Favorite vice: Bacardi 151. Shameless plugs: Incursion 502 MSD Moshpit Pete LouisvilleKore.com Louisville Music Index Moshpit Pete garageband.com Ultimate Band List Body Modification EZine Paul Booth The Hun (gotta love porn) Bored? theSpark.com		Angela - Product Development, Overall Textbook Case
Ron - List Drunk, Defender of All That Which Sucks		Known aliases: Tweedledrunker, Ronin. Fave Bands: Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, Acid Bath, Slayer, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Biohazard, King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Black Flag/Rollins Band, Iron Maiden, GWAR, Testament, Flotsam And Jetsam, Ministry, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Vinnie Moore, Fates Warning, Blue Man Group, NWA/Eazy E, Snoop Dogg, Cypress Hill, ICP, and a shitload more, plus the Beatles and Pink Floyd. Stuff I like: Tattoos, Henry Rollins spoken word, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, alcohol, marijuana, British comedy, mafia movies, serial killers, guitar, PSX, HOCKEY, GO KINGS!!!!! Stuff I hate: Redneck racist wife-beaters, Fred Durst, Metallica, employment by big corporations, having no weed and the St. Louis Blues. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Limp Bizkit "Significant Other", Metallica "Load", Metallica "Reload", ANY Hootie And The Blowfish, BackstreetboysN'syncBritneySpears "Whatever" Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: Watching movies and gardening with the wife, playing Playstation/Dreamcast and drinking with the boys. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Six Feet Under. Favorite munchie at 3 am: Potato chips and french onion dip. The definition of stupidity: See "Stuff I hate": Fake people (in ANY field), Management of Columbia House, racist rednecks. Favorite politically incorrect insult: "Fuck you and your college dream" Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Manowar "Hell On Stage Live", (it was free, and no one would buy it) Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: There was an over-abundance of substance abuse, the greatest metal festival of all time, and much rejoicing. Favorite vice: Marijuana. Shameless plugs: Lamb of God www.nhl.com www.misfits.com www.cannabisnews.com www.gwar.net www.vai.com www.satriani.com www.beer.com www.bluemangroup.com Seeds of Evil Webzine
Known aliases: Preacher man. Fave Bands: Bane, Pantera, Down, Crowbar, Shadows Fall, Bob Marley, Spitfire, Earth Crisis, Otis Redding, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Testament, Iron Maiden, the list goes on and on and on. Stuff I like: good stuff. Stuff I hate: bad stuff. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Metallica - Load Vanilla Ice - To the Extreme Anything by any "boy band" Anything by any "Diva" Anyhting by Depeche Mode Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: stand on the edge of an overpass with a sign that says "when you drive under me I am going to pee on your car" Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: religion. Favorite munchie at 3 am: bagels or cereal. The definition of stupidity: racism. Favorite politically incorrect insult: "You're the window licker on the short bus" or "Suck my purple headed yogurt slinger!" Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Keith Sweat. Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: Everyday trying to find parking on FSU's campus. Favorite vice: drinking...beyond a shadow of a doubt, drinking. Shameless plugs: www.angelfire.com/mo2/dmhc/ ( *sniff* I'm just so darn proud of all that we have accomplished! *sniff* Mekay...Mekay..go get me some tissue...*sniff*)		Brett - The List Devil's Advocate
Joe, Marketing Director		Known aliases: Whiny little bitch, Six Foot Mutant Dummy Boy, Young Joseph, Girly-Boy. Fave Bands: Acid Bath, Agents of Oblivion, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Armored Saint, Bad Religion, Bolt Thrower, Black Sabbath, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, The Cardigans, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, Cryptopsy, Death, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Down, Dying Fetus, Entombed, Eyes See Red, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fleshtized, Guns 'n' Roses, Hatebreed, Leechmilk, Life of Agony (only "River Runs Red"), Megadeth, Metallica (first four albums), M.O.D., The Misfits, Mr. Bungle, Nile, Nuclear Assault, Pantera, Pennywise, Elvis Presley, Primus, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sepultura ("Chaos A.D." and back), Sick of It All, Skinless, Slayer, Snot, Social Distortion, Soilent Green, S.O.D., Suffocation, Suicidal Tendencies, Suplecs, 311, Ugly Kid Joe, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Vulgar Pigeons, and Weezer. Stuff I like: Heavy music, mathematics, physics, chemistry, literature, new CDs, The Golden Girls, The Simpsons, Law & Order, Jesus, the Bible, girls, bikes, drums, bass, southern metal frowns, slam dancing, quitting my job at the local theater, droughts, and MP3s. Stuff I hate: Literary analysis, Lynnard Skynnard, rain, working at the local theater, HC moshing, and sleep deprivation. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Metallica: "Metallica" Metallica: Metallica (and everything afterwards) Sepultura: Roots (and everything afterwards) Slayer: Diabolus in Musica (and everything afterwards) Megadeth: Risk Korn: Korn Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: Ride "free style" bikes, hang with my friends, compete at math tournaments, play music, and attempt to date girls. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Come on, chicks like me.....some do....I think.... Favorite munchie at 3 am: Milk and cereal. The definition of stupidity: Marilyn Manson. Favorite politically incorrect insult: Lars Ulrich. Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Cardigans: Gran Turismo Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: When I couldn't make it to see Soilent Green because of my job. Favorite vice: Uuuh... Miami Vice? Shameless plugs: I don't think I plug anything. Ever.
Known aliases: BioQueen66, DrummerJenn, Bitch, Little One. Fave Bands: Biohazard, 311, Shadows Fall, Cradle of Filth, Eve 6, Suicide Machines, Slaughter, Burial, Madball, Today's the Day, All that Remains, Simple, The Gathering, Cinderalla, Lacuna Coil, Vader, Galatic Cowboys, LockUp. Stuff I like: Sleep, Metal, Traveling, Going to Shows, Hockey, Wrestling, Winnie the Pooh, Drums, Picking on Mike, Charlie and Ron. Stuff I hate: Traffic, Work, School, Getting up in the morning. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Life of Agony- Ugly KISS- Revenge Any Doom album A Week ago, I would have said any King Diamond, but I kinda have taken a liking to him... Family of Freaks- ...And Freaks Where Their Name Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: Writing for Metal Mafia Zine, playing the drums, Traveling from State to State for good shows/fests. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Pessimist and the singer who brushed his hair on stage... King Diamond. Favorite munchie at 3 am: Cock...hahaha...seriously, Chocolate. The definition of stupidity: Here is an example..."You are a metal chick?...Are you hot?...Metal Chicks rule...Can we hook up?" Favorite politically incorrect insult: I can't think of anything. Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Oh man, am I going to get shit for this...N'ync- No Strings Attached...that Bye Bye Bye song rules... Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: was when I was hugging the toliet after a long, long night of drinking. Favorite vice: I don't think I really have one... Shameless plugs: Jen's Metal Page Metal Mafia WebSite Shadows Fall All That Remains		Jenn - She Who Is In Charge Of All Things Ham And Sandwich
Chris X		Known aliases: Vegan Boy, Grass Chewer. Fave Bands: Slayer, Cradle of Filth, Lamb of God/Burn the Priest, God Forbid, (old)Sepultura,Ozzy,Sabbath, Six Feet Under, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, (old)Earth Crisis, Misura, Integrity, Weezer,Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, EYEHATEGOD, fuckin Pantera,Shadows Fall,old Fear Factory, Napalm Death, pretty much the entire Relapse Records roster, Anal Cunt, Converge, Dissection, Halford/Fight/Judas Priest, Texas Is the Reason, the Get Up Kids, Saves the Day,the Stryder, New Found Glory, Blink 182 (I'm fuckin serious,shut the fuck up), I could go on for hours... Stuff I like: Lauren, my dog Spike, animals in general, the outdoors, metal, not working, reading, pro wrestling, porn, etc.... Stuff I hate: Humanity. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Megadeth-anything after "Rust In Peace" Metallica-anything after "...And Justice For All" Motley Crue-anything with that John Corabi character Face To Face-Ignorance Is Bliss Fugazi-after "Repeater", why bother even trying? Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: go to shows, crazy animal rights/vegan campaigning and political lobbying...oh and I sell my body to science for a living.$$$ Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: Idiots that just join the list and don't know our patented brand of insulting each other. Favorite munchie at 3 am: Besides my girlfriend,I'm a big fan of oatmeal or fruit... The definition of stupidity: Human. Favorite politically incorrect insult: Oh,don't get me started. Most embarassing piece in my record collection: I don't want to say,Charlie or Jenn might try to steal it form me.... Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: Pretty much every day... when I become Supreme Dictator.... Favorite vice: Sex, piercing, tattoos, porn.... Shameless plugs: I know a few girls that could be called shameless plugs...
Known aliases: Fat-ass, fat fuck, dad (for buying my underage friends beer). Fave Bands: A Life Once Lost, Carcass, Slayer, The Misfits, Dead Blue Sky, Iron Maiden, New Found Glory, Unearth, As The Sun Sets, Black Flag, His Hero Is Gone, Undying, Shai Hulud, Reggie & The Full Effect, Zao, Dimmu Borgir, NOFX, Pitboss 2000, Slipknot, Strung Out, Fury Of Five, Dead Kennedys, The Hope Conspiracy, Weezer, Arch Enemy, The Ramones, Poison The Well, Saves The Day, Cradle Of Filth, Led Zeppelin, System Of A Down, Pan-fuckin'-tera, Diecast, Black Sabbath, Blood For Blood, Hatebreed, and Pansy Division. Stuff I like: Good music, good times, good shows, my car, having money in my pocket, a decent blow job, a decent hand job (usually provided by my own hand), a drumset that doesn't fall apart on me, going on tour, meeting cool people, George Carlin (a.k.a. God) and seeing the world that I always say I hate. The Opie & Anthony show is balls too. Stuff I hate: The world, elderly drivers, having to work 40 plus hours a week because it's too fucking hard to make a living just playing music, the pussification of everything foreign that comes into America, from beer to movies to cars, chicks (evil beyond compare), people in general (worthless collection of fucking morons that I have to deal with every day), especially Jesus Freaks and religious fundamentalists of all faiths. Top 5 albums that should never have happened: Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill. Bo-ring. Weezer - The Green Album. Metallica - The Black Album and anything after it. Creed - anything by them. Sepultura - Against Stuff I do to maintain some semblance of having a life: I have no life. I don't even pretend. Favorite thing to bitch about on DMHC: I like to argue with Mike about drum triggers. Favorite munchie at 3 am: I'm fat. I'll eat anything. The definition of stupidity: Goths. Favorite politically incorrect insult: When someone asked me what I was going to be for Halloween, I said I was going to paint myself black, wear a Lakers jersey, and say I was an AIDS patient. Most embarassing piece in my record collection: Gerardo - Mo' Ritmo (he's the guy who sang "Rico, Suave". Awesome song. Last time I wished I was God and could bend the universe to my liking: About five minutes ago. Favorite vice: Chubs. Shameless plugs: The Commercials. Yeah, we're not metal. We're emo and we cry alot.		Pudge, Girthy Monologist